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The lights flash. The crowd roars. The turtles pop up—taunting, smug, fast.
This isn’t your grandma’s arcade game—this is war. Reflexes sharp, mallet in hand, you're locked in a split-second showdown against an army of shell-dodging, smack-talking reptiles. They duck, they dive, they dare you to miss. But you? You’re locked in. Fueled by fury. Driven by glory.
Whack hard. Whack fast. Whack like your high score depends on it—because it does.
Turtle time is over.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Game Day #3: Badgers vs Terrapins
Sale price
$28.00 USD
Regular price
$36.00 USD
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This isn’t your grandma’s arcade game—this is war. Reflexes sharp, mallet in hand, you're locked in a split-second showdown against an army of shell-dodging, smack-talking reptiles. They duck, they dive, they dare you to miss. But you? You’re locked in. Fueled by fury. Driven by glory.
Whack hard. Whack fast. Whack like your high score depends on it—because it does.
Turtle time is over.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |